Six Eyes!
Q: What did the nerd say when he got a braces cage on his head?
A: Hey! I got more nerdierer! *snort*
Ah, So Full!
Q:What did the baby think when his mom gave him a lame gift?
A: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, and I left you a plesent little gift for you in my pants! *evil laugh*
I Just Can't Get It!
Q: What looks like an rotten egg, smells like a rotten and tastes like a rotten egg?
A: My Dad's socks? My sisters feet? Play dough? Yes. All three together!
You Might Thinf I am Cute Now But You Will Smell What I am Smiling About!
Q: Spell icup.
A: I-C-U-P!