Six Eyes!

Q: What did the nerd say when he got a braces cage on his head?

A: Hey! I got more nerdierer! *snort*

Ah, So Full!

Q:What did the baby think when his mom gave him a lame gift?

A: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, and I left you a plesent little gift for you in my pants! *evil laugh*

I Just Can't Get It!

Q: What looks like an rotten egg, smells like a rotten and tastes like a rotten egg?


A: My Dad's socks?  My sisters feet? Play dough? Yes. All three together!

You Might Thinf I am Cute Now But You Will Smell What I am Smiling About!

Q: Spell icup.


A: I-C-U-P!